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12/28/07 2:10 PM
 
Comment by ChewMouse ChewMouse is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
I LOVE IT!! Delivered via UPS about two seconds ago, very VERY well packed in bublewrap and of course the easy-to-open cardboard folder. (Unlike amazon, who keeps me busy cutting myself with exacto knives to get their boxes open.) You're an author!!...
 
12/28/07 2:26 PM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Have at it! I've been super busy this holiday season, so my self-promotion has been pretty much non-existent. Go forth, fair rodent, go forth!
 
1/3/08 1:37 AM
 
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YAY!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!! I didn't know you could go from self-pub to Amazon, I'll have to quiz you about that sometime. oh man I have GOT to get an autograph for my book....I carry it with me everywhere... You be sure and remember the...
 
1/3/08 11:24 AM
 
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Sweet! Where can I order them where you'll get the biggest cut? And where is the monkey?
 
1/3/08 11:55 AM
 
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My Createspace store brings in the most cash: Ninjas! Giraffes and Elephants Are Friends Stupid These Are Your Coded Instructions Hopefully, the monkey will be coming soon!
 
12/27/07 6:14 AM
 
Comment by Amanda Slepski Amanda Slepski is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Were Super Rocket Monkey ane G&E unavailable due to vacation?  Medical Leave of Absence?  Rehab?
 
12/27/07 3:07 PM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
More like, I was sleepy. Still, they sometimes refused to come out of their trailers.
 
On the Bus to Work
10/4/06 10:33 AM
 
Comment by chris chris is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
wow, and all I got was a guy in the back of the bus speaking very loudly to his companion in some unknown language
 
On the Bus to Work
10/4/06 11:35 AM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
The best part of the story is that, when I was relating it to my friend M-, I added, "And the funny thing is, the girl wasn't even blonde!" M- looked at me and said, "Yeah?" It took me a full minute to figure out what a dork I am.
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/25/06 1:51 AM
 
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A refreshing change of pace, to be sure!
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/25/06 7:59 AM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Yes!  It is good when the bunnies are okay!
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/25/06 10:17 AM
 
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Clearly you guys never read Watership Down.  A little bunny angst can be very entertaining.
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/25/06 10:25 AM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Hmmm, in light of that I'm going to have to draw something in the future about the dogs who don't have experiments done on them ever.
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/26/06 1:40 PM
 
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Its been my personal experience that dog angst isn't nearly as interesting as bunny angst.  Particularly when the dogs have the plauge.
 
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9/26/06 1:44 PM
 
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Also note: Cat Angst has been way overplayed.  Squirrels as well (a la foamy @ illwillpress.com) Perhaps Hamster Angst.  They're High strung.  I can see comic potential in that.
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
2/11/07 11:17 PM
 
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I began wondering if if indeed rabbits are used in the diagnosis of Mutant strep throat, Diplomatic Immunity or Cosmetic surgery "patches" that absorb instantly into the blood stream, providing youth and vigor for the lucky, rich, white, middle aged...
 
10/16/06 4:53 AM
 
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Yes. That was one of the reasons Lara and I left Seattle. The West Coast in general does not like kids. It likes DINKs (Double Income No Kids - couples with no children and lots of disposable income). The older Betty gets, the less happy people will...
 
10/16/06 8:01 AM
 
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We need more smart people.
 
10/16/06 8:04 AM
 
Comment by Comte Comte is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
If she were so concerned about over population, she could have easily volunteered to reduce the surplus by one. But, I guess she'd consider that selfish, too.
 
10/16/06 9:24 AM
 
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I have never heard of that before.  If you were carrying around like 8 children on your shoulder I could understand her exasperation, but 1 child.  If that was all anyone had the human race would dwindle and eventualy go extinct. *shakes...
 
10/16/06 9:38 AM
 
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i think that comment above is CROCK. oh no... bettter get my kid to jersey. seattle is perfectly kid friendly. why would anyone want to go to the dahlia lounge with an infant/toddler. three words. hire a babysitter.
 
10/16/06 9:38 AM
 
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I've definitely felt it as a general feeling or when I see a pregnant lady with eight children who is here getting assistance because she doesn't have beds for them all.  I sorta think "Jesus, condoms are much cheaper." But I've never said...
 
10/16/06 9:40 AM
 
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oh or a red state... better hope your kid isnt gay.
 
10/16/06 9:55 AM
 
Comment by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Since we aren't DINKs, the chances of us ever going to the Dhalia Lounge or Palace Kitchen any time soon aren't good anyway.  We head out to Tukwilla and go to the Claim Jumper.  They treat kids just fine there, even when there's screaming...
 
1/2/08 9:38 PM
 
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So, the books I've currently published are now available at Amazon.com: These Are Your Coded Instructions Ninjas! STUPID Giraffes and Elephants Are Friends I make about half as much when people buy the books from Amazon, but I'm theoretically reaching...
 
12/26/07 7:52 AM
 
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I've finally put together a collection of the "STUPID" comics that I would run whenever Super Rocket Monkey or G&E were unavailable. You can purchase it here. As it is black-and-white, it is significantly less expensive than G&E. Some...
 
10/16/06 12:02 AM
 
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So, this was like a week ago, but I haven't had time to mention it until now. I was walking from work to meet up with Jennifer, and I had Betty on my shoulders. Whenever I walk around with her downtown it's like being with a celebrity.  People...
 
Stupid #2: The Bear Trap
9/21/06 11:26 AM
 
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More stupid!
 
Stupid Comic #1
9/19/06 9:03 AM
 
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It's so dumb, it's called stupid3.jpg!
 
The Bunnies to Whom Nothing Bad Shall Happen
9/24/06 11:40 PM
 
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There is nothing bad happening to these bunnies.
 
9/25/06 11:19 PM
 
Blog Entry by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
Tuesday, November 19th, 2002 1:13p - A Very Brief Excerpt from Paul's Latest 20 Minute Conversation with a Telemarketer Ten Minutes into Conversation: Telemarketer: No, that's what I'm saying. You'd get the paper for free. Paul: You just said I'd have...
 
Lincoln: 3030 A.D.
10/1/06 12:38 AM
 
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The drawings and captions are over several months apart.
 
On the Bus to Work
10/3/06 7:35 AM
 
Blog Entry by Paul Gude Paul Gude is offline. Click for Member Snapshot.
I used to be sitting further to the back, but then they started telling jokes. My brain won't even let me complete most of them.  The painful, difficult part of all of this was that the people telling them would then explain them to their...
 
 
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