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11/13/06 12:16 PM
The flowers are staring at me because they are evil. Won't somebody please kill the evil flowers? The noodles keep dancing on top of my bookshelf because they are evil. Won't somebody please kill the evil dancing noodles? I know that somewhere there...
9/22/06 4:27 PM
I'm not sure.....but I hope they don't need a fake beak to do so.
9/22/06 11:10 PM
I dare say the odds of a fake beak coming into play are certainly low. A real beak is even less likely, although much more disturbing.
9/22/06 11:17 PM
I should point out that the adverb form "squeetly" means, "in a manner indicating that one is interested but indecisive about sucking on the Queen's feet, as she has stepped on a small amphibious bird which has left a sticky red substance on her...
9/23/06 8:30 AM
Comment by Guest
I've heard that Elvis does a pretty good impersonation of me. My early 60's era, that is.
2/11/07 11:17 PM
Comment by Guest
I began wondering if if indeed rabbits are used in the diagnosis of Mutant strep throat, Diplomatic Immunity or Cosmetic surgery "patches" that absorb instantly into the blood stream, providing youth and vigor for the lucky, rich, white, middle aged...
11/13/06 9:50 AM
This video needs a drumroll or something dramatic. It sort of ends abruptly. Maybe end it with a picture of a cute little puppy or something, just for effect. Also, as I am still recovering from major spinal surgery, watching that trick makes my back...
2/28/08 9:24 AM
Comment by steffan
This is pretty cool. I love some of the lyrics here. "They came to town in a big fancy explosion." Awesome. I had a friend that had a few essentials for hit songs, I can share what I remember. 1) Have a hook. A chorus that is either...